Men Are Just Happier People, that's all -- What do you expect ? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be prime Minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park!!! Car mechanics tell you the truth. Street maps are not written in braille to you. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another service station restroom because this one is just "too icky". You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet & you can wear "wobbly boots" home from the pub and getting falling down pissed is acceptable, almost mandatory! One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about differentials. A five-day holiday requires only one small suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck and You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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