The time they took away Cherokee Nation.......

Time : 1700 AD
Place : Indian Reservation

Husband:
So many moon come,
I no come,
How come,
Son come?

Wife :
So many moon come,
You no come,
So many white man come,
That's how son come!

Get your mind out of the gutter

I will seek and find you .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

Women beware......

Love thy wife

Where're you from?

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex,
and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' the doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

''Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.

''Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't
practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to
get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What?!?! You can get pregnant from anal
sex???'

'Of course, 'the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from?"

Up down, Up down

Women........22