WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE

A little old sweet hearted Aboriginal lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be


confronted by a well-dressed young White Gentle Business Man carrying a Vacuum Cleaner.


'Good morning,' Said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of your precious minutes

of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'


'Go away!' said the old traditional lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'

and she proceeded to close the door without further shyness ! !.


Quick as a flash, this young strong handsome the white Man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.


'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my

"demonstration".


And with that, he emptied a bucket of her own stabled Horse Manure onto her hallway

carpet.

'If this Vacuum Cleaner does not remove all the traces of this Horse Manure


from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'


The old Aboriginal lady stepped back with a grin and Said Happily, 'Well let me get you a spoon, 'Cause

they cut off my Electricity this morning.'

Uuuuh!!!

Dr. Humor

Woman...........20

My deepest condolences..........

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away..
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit-but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences.."

Dare you drive...........

Dog's trick

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.

He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.

The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, "Can your dog perform other tricks?"

"But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman."

Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed. The dogs looks at her and does nothing.

"It's always the same thing with you!", the man then shouts to the dog,

'I'll show you how to do it one last time.'