Friday, December 25, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

HOLY COW

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called a famous artist. Describing

what he wanted, the billionaire said,

" I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through General Custer's mind just before he died.
I am going out of town for a week and when I get back I expect to see it completed.
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished product. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo over it's head. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various stages of making love.

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this crap" screamed the billionaire.

"Why, I gave you exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for a mural of interpretations of Custer's last thoughts.

The artist replied, " And I'm guessing his last thought was.......

" HOLY COW" look at all those fucking Indians.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009