A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay, said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better insurance.'
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on
the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would
say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage. The Husband replied:
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained
the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone
too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell
off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,
"That's once. We proceeded further and her horse stumbled
again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't
gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, What's wrong with you
Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you
frickin crazy?
She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment..... we have lived happily ever after."
the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would
say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage. The Husband replied:
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained
the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone
too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell
off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,
"That's once. We proceeded further and her horse stumbled
again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't
gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, What's wrong with you
Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you
frickin crazy?
She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment..... we have lived happily ever after."
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
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