HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on
the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would
say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage. The Husband replied:

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained
the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone
too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell
off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,
"That's once. We proceeded further and her horse stumbled
again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't
gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, What's wrong with you
Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you
frickin crazy?

She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... we have lived happily ever after."