Learn a word a day

Teacher: John your left eye is swollen, why?

John : My father Sir, his wasn't in a good mood last night.

Teacher: He wasn't, not his wasn't.

John : I said 'his' did I?
He asked me to sleep early last night, but I refused.
Then he .........lapped me.

Teacher: A simple request, tonight, go to your room, just do what he asked you to do.

John : We have only one room.

Teacher: You can pretend, he just want you to sleep.

At night.

Father : It's time for bed John, good night.

John : Good night dad.

After a while.

Father : Darling, John already sleeping, lets go to bed.

Mother : Ok, dear.

A few minutes after that.

Mother : Oh deaaaaar I'm cummiiiiiiig.

John : (Coming? where has mum been?)
Mum did you go to 7E, did you buy me something?

The following morning.

Teacher : John what wrong with your right eye?

John : Eeeeeeeer..........

(Yes his was not in a good mood, the vocab for today is CUMMING not COMING)