The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'
She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and sexy. A perfect 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh God!'...."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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Oh God! save her soul (hole)
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