Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a
wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of
true love?
A. The swallow..
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to
send this on to
somebody
Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply!!!
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